What sort of paintings, d'you reckon? All impressionisty or photo-realistic - which is lovely even if I don't quite see the reason behind it. Or maybe some of those ones with just the bright squares and then we can sort of paint on them a bit more and make them a bit more interesting and personalised. Like when you get a hat in a little shop and take it round the corner to have your name stitched on, only better than a hat or trying to fit your name on one. [He is both supremely excited and quite... well, 'anxious' seems too strong, but either way, both feelings are ramble-inducing. As I'm sure she can tell.]

Have you ever had a waterbed or do you just have more sloshy bed experience?