16 November 2011 @ 08:22 pm
009 [Accidental Video]  
[The device is set on a table looking onto a mirror. Rose pops out from behind a curtain wearing this. She poses in the mirror, leaning closer to the mirror. She even takes a strand of her hair and drapes it over her top lip like a mustache, holding it there by pursing her lips.]

Doctor! You comin' out? You have to model, s'part of the deal.
 
 
( Post a new comment )
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 03:20 am (UTC)
No.

[The voice comes from the other side of another curtain, and is for the moment decidedly staying on the other side of this curtain.]

Deal's off. You can change back, I haven't looked. I only model suits.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
[She grins and walks toward the curtain, ducking her head in. It takes everything in her power not to erupt into giggles. She bites down hard on her bottom lip and reaches out to grab his wrist.]

Come on. Deal's a deal. I'll put on hot pants next if it makes you feel any better.
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 04:45 am (UTC)
[He sees her start coming in and attempts to disappear into the corner as much as possible, which clearly doesn't work at all. He can see how hard you're trying not to laugh, Rose. She grabs him by the wrist and he weakly protests.

Beat.]
That would create an entirely different set of issues.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 05:11 am (UTC)
[She giggles at him because really it's the only thing to do at the moment while she continues to tug him out of the dressing room.]

That, dear Doctor, is called incentive. If it didn't cause those issues, wouldn't be incentive.
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 05:45 am (UTC)
[He lets her mostly pull him out, pausing at the curtain to see if there's anyone nearby, then letting her continue fully dragging him out from behind it.]

M'not sure how you think incentive works but when you're going to be embarrassed either way it doesn't seem like incentive. [He's just grasping at straws now. The incentive would result in good embarrassment, obviously.] Is this good?
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 04:50 pm (UTC)
[The store is mostly deserted, lucky for him. She bites her bottom lip hard in a mostly failed attempt to stifle her giggling. The hot pants are a spectacular example of the disco era and probably meant for women but she figures it's fair-ish. Her tux is meant for men. That was the point after all.]

It's brilliant. You could bring 'em back. [She lets go of his hand and gives a twirl.] So new work attire?
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 17th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
[Rose, your giggling is not helping his rapidly diminishing ego. At this point it's approximately as big as these dumb pants. He's attempting to play it off, since at this point there's really not a whole lot to be done about it. At least hopefully the sequin-y top is taking some of the attention away from the lower half.]

If anything I'm going to put them further in the past. [Although the compliment does perk him up noticeably.] Yours on the other hand. Timeless classic. Although, bow-tie? The ruffles might be fun to play with though.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 18th, 2011 02:32 am (UTC)
[She's going to lean over and kiss his cheek. Clearly the look, however giggle worthy, hasn't changed her opinion of him. She leans back at the waist a bit, running her fingertips up over the ruffles on her shirt.] Looks a bit odd though, me playin' with the ruffles while m'wearin' 'em. Might be better on you. Alright give me the hot pants. I'll give you the ruffles.
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 18th, 2011 03:30 am (UTC)
[See, he had originally thought of playing with the ruffles while wearing the shirt himself, but she's inadvertently suggested possibly a somewhat better idea.] Other people could play with the ruffles. I sort of like this shirt though. Shiny and smooth. Makes a bit of noise with all the little plastic but really when you're this refractive you can't really be worried about a bit of noise.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 18th, 2011 04:55 am (UTC)
[She reaches out, running her fingertips over his shirt, grinning.] Yeah, see what you mean. They all kinda flip the wrong way then you gotta smooth 'em down to flip 'em the right way. [She holds open on side of the suit jacket with her free hand.] Have at it then and I'll give you the pants and take your hot pants.

[They will be the most fashion fail couple ever.]
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 18th, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
[He considers this and then stops.] Will do that [pointing to her ruffles] after I am not wearing these. [pointing to his hot pants] Right? [And with that, he ducks back behind the curtain.]
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 18th, 2011 05:24 am (UTC)
[She ends up giggling at that, ducking into her own dressing room and shedding the pants to her tuxedo. She leans out, stretching her arm out with the pants in her hand and curling it around to hand off to him. She's actually not looking mostly because she's concerned with him seeing her in her knickers.] Trade.
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 18th, 2011 06:27 am (UTC)
[The pants are small and for a moment he has a hard time working out where you're actually supposed to pull to get them to slide off without giving yourself a wedgie or some sort of pain, but he works it out relatively quickly and hands them off to her.

The new pants are so much more comfortable. Much better. He actually walks back outside the curtain of his own volition this time, and sort of plays with the mirror and his shiney shirt while he waits for her to come out. It's very plinky and smooth and he's looking down at it, running his hands over the sequins and then picking out individual ones and looking at them and trying to get them to refract light either from or back into the mirror while he waits for her.]
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 19th, 2011 11:27 pm (UTC)
[Oi. The pants are small and that means it takes a bit to wiggle into them. When she does they're...very short and she has a moment of embarrassment about going out them but then she made him so she ties the tails of her shirt up in a knot at her belly button so they don't hang down over the hot pants, avoids looking in the mirror and pokes her head out of the curtain.]

All right...[I'ts said in that bit of a warning tone before she steps out from the curtain entirely, hands going to her hips if only to avoid trying to hide her entire lower body.]
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 01:18 am (UTC)
[Well poking her head out first and then talking just ensure that he's looking over at her when she does come out, which personally, he regards as a very good thing. His eyebrows faintly attempt to disappear into his hairline.]

See, now... Now I don't mind them coming back.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
[Weeeell it had been meant as a warning. She knows they're...short...and tight, to say the least. She thought they needed some sort of preparation time. For both good and bad reasons.

Of course his eyebrows rising so high and his comment makes her turn very red but it makes her smile broadly as well. It's a good thing.]


Not sure when they'd be appropriate to wear. [And emboldened by his reaction, she does a little slow twirl before coming to a stop facing him again.]
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 04:15 am (UTC)
[The red looks good on her anyway. He's not particularly sorry.]

Very infrequently, but I don't know if that should mean anything.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 05:01 am (UTC)
Definitely never in public. [Then she giggles] Queen Victoria'd have me banished immediately. Again. Naked girl indeed.
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 05:20 am (UTC)
Might have actual reason for it too this time, from her perspective. The way I see it, you ought to be allowed to do whatever you like. Don't think the good Queen'd like my shirt that much either. Or your ruffles. Kind of aaaaaa-n oddly set-in-the-ways mindset she seemed to have.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 05:45 am (UTC)
Good thing I'm travelin' with you and not her. [She steps closer to run her hand up his shirt the wrong way, setting all the sequins on edge.] Bit like a porcupine when it gets all ruffled like this.
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 06:12 am (UTC)
[He sort of wants to do the same thing to the ruffles on hers but is aware that there are things on her that make that a somewhat possibly indecent thing to do out in public. And stuff. He looks down at his own shirt after her handiwork.] Does a bit, yeah. A shiny, shimmery, plastic-disc made porcupine. [He pauses for a moment, running his hands down the shirt on either side of the bits she just ran up the wrong way.] This would be so distracting. I'd just play with the shirt. Or have other people come up and play with my shirt - already seen that. Very irrational shirt, on the whole.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 06:39 am (UTC)
[She runs her hand back down the porcupine-y strip with a bit of a giggle.] Bit distractin' for both of us. [Then runs her hands up the ruffles on the upper bit of her chest near the collar.] This one too a bit. [She is giving him permission to do the same sort of thing to her shirt in a spot that might be a bit more acceptable to both their comfort level and public.]
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 11:33 am (UTC)
[There's a couple of seconds hesitation still regardless, mostly because that was implicit permission and not stated, and he's quite cautious in certain areas of furtherance, and for some reason reaching out towards her feels like that, but tactile and implicit being cool win out anyway, and he does.] No wonder this decade did so poorly - to some people. All these distracting shirts people had on.
[identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 21st, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
[Now they're both just standing there running their hands over each other's shirts for a moment. She giggles a bit.] Couldn't get anything done. [She smooths her hand down his shirt a last time.]

Okay, next outfit. There's a smokin' jacket in your dressin' room. [It's velvet leopard print and has a purple collar. More tactile-ness.]
[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 22nd, 2011 03:05 am (UTC)
[They are special shirts it is allowed. Just a little light petting.

He perks up a little, having sort of been stuck playing with the ruffles.]
Is there? I hadn't noticed. I don't think I snuck anything in yours when neither of us was paying attention. I could go try and do it now, but the element of surprise might be a little flat. [And despite saying that, he goes to look in the dressing room for the jacket. Leopard print velvet, Rose. He's both offended aesthetically and thrilled tactilely.]
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 22nd, 2011 04:29 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 22nd, 2011 04:49 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 23rd, 2011 03:37 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 23rd, 2011 06:47 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 23rd, 2011 11:44 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 24th, 2011 04:23 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 25th, 2011 06:05 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 26th, 2011 05:50 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 26th, 2011 06:47 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 28th, 2011 02:15 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 28th, 2011 04:43 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 28th, 2011 06:15 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 28th, 2011 05:45 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 28th, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 12:19 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 01:38 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 03:26 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 03:49 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 04:27 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 29th, 2011 04:34 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 30th, 2011 12:53 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 30th, 2011 02:52 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 30th, 2011 04:25 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on November 30th, 2011 05:21 am (UTC) Expand
they're ridiculous. - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 30th, 2011 05:38 am (UTC) Expand
true - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on November 30th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 1st, 2011 02:02 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 1st, 2011 04:35 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 1st, 2011 09:44 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 12:25 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 01:44 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 03:45 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 04:23 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 05:41 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 05:54 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 06:35 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 08:20 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 09:11 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 2nd, 2011 10:04 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 3rd, 2011 01:01 am (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 3rd, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com on December 3rd, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC) Expand
(no subject) - [identity profile] iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com on December 3rd, 2011 11:36 pm (UTC)